Kichi & Gai

Hi, I’m a twitter who is a twit.
I would like to plot a scene about Japanese society with poor English.
This Blog will create Kichi and Gai. They will help me slightly out of focus.

Kichi: Hi, Konnbannwa. Kyoukara atarashii Blog wo hajimemasu yoroshiku!!

Gai: Wao! Will you write sentences by the Roman characters? Maybe nobody understand your dialogue.

Kichi: Nanii?? What? Why does nobody understand my sentences? Right! I will try to write sentences by English with poor ability.

Gai: I hope so. De, Kyou wa donnna wadai nano?

kichi: Our president changed again! Why does not our nations president endure his role?

Gai: Maybe he will be a alien. Someday he said himself I am a alien. Oh, that's terrible.

Kichi: You state is odd. Please tell me the fact!!